Vehicle Description
1955 CHEVY BAD -SS POST
THAT GUY !!!
MORE OFTEN THAN NOT WE DON'T WANT TO BE KNOWN AS THAT GUY.... BUT
THIS TIME RIGHT NOW I WANT TO BE THAT GUY...THAT GUY THAT ROLLS
INTO FREDDIE'S AND SETS OFF ALL OF THE CAR ALARMS IN THE PARKING
LOT WITH THE SWEET SOUND OF A BIG , REALLY , BIG BLOCK AND A GREAT
EXHAUST SYSTEM...... THE ENGINE IS SCREAMING LETTTTT MEEEE GOOOO
DON'T MAKE ME SIT HERE , I WANNA GO SOMEPLACE REALLY FAST.....RAT
NOW !!!!! CAN I HUH ? CAN I HUH?? OHHHH COME ON LETS GOOOOO...!!!
THE PROBLEM......... IF YOU HAVE EVER OWNED ONE OF THOSE EARTHQUAKE
CARS THAT I SPEAK OF , YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY
THAT EVERY ONE OF THOSE HORSES THAT YOU ARE REIGNING IN HAS A VOICE
LIKE A LITTLE DEVIL SITTING ON YOUR SHOULDER AND WHISPERING TO YOU
, AND ENCOURAGING YOU TO JUST LET GO...LET THEM RUN HELTER SKELTER
LIKE BATS OUT OF HELL....
THE WHISPER BECOMES A ROAR AND THE DIN BECOMES UNBEARABLE AND YOU
HAVE TO CUT THEM LOOSE .... YOU LOOK DOWN THE ROAD AND THERE IS NO
ONE TO BE SEEN , YOU CHECK THE REAR VIEW AND THERE IS NOTHING BUT
CROSS TRAFFIC .... THE HORSES ARE CALLING YOU TO LET THEM OUT OF
THE CAGE , LIKE TINY DEMONS IN NEED OF SPEED .....YOUR RIGHT FOOT
BEGINS TO TWITCH ,A BEAD OF SWEAT TRAVELS DOWN YOUR NECK AS YOU
CONTEMPLATE WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN....YOU KNOW THAT IT WILL BE
VIOLENT. THAT ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE AND YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE
TO PUT IT BACK IN THE BOX ..... THE ROAR...THE DIN.... THE
ROAR...... OH THE HELL WITH IT , YOU JAM THE THROTTLE TO THE FLOOR
AND THE BAD -SS 55 REARS UP AND LEAPS AND SCREAMS LIKE A RABID
ELEPHANT OUT TO DESTROY EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH... THE ROAR IS
UNGODLY YOU CAN FEEL THE TICKLE IN YOUR EARDRUMS CAUSED BY THE
SOUND OF MILLIONS OF AFRICAN BEES THAT SEEM TO HAVE TAKEN SHELTER
SOMEWHERE IN YOUR SPACE... YOU BEGIN TO LOSE SIGHT OF THE ROAD IN
FRONT OF YOU .... THE POWER POLES ARE PICKING UP SPEED AND THE ROAR
CONTINUES , YOU GLANCE AT THE SPEEDOMETER AND REALIZE THAT YOU ARE
RAPIDLY CLIMBING TO 100 MILES AN HOUR AND THE ELEPHANT IS STILL IN
CONTROL..... YOU FIGHT THE URGE TO KEEP YOUR FOOT IN
IT...........IT FEELS SO GOOD...... BUT IT WON'T FEEL GOOD IN
JAIL... AND THAT IS WHERE WE END UP WHEN WE GIVE INTO ALL OF THE
LITTLE DEMONIC HORSES THAT WE MUST KEEP ON A TIGHT TETHER ...... SO
THIS IS THAT CAR...IF YOU WANT TO BE THAT GUY.............
SOMETIMES IT IS OKAY TO LET THE ELEPHANT OUT TO PLAY....JUST GIVE
IT PLENTY OF ROOM ......THE QUARTER MILE ..........WE WILL SEE YOU
THERE . YOU CAN BE THAT GUY
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